Bangkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I totally want to go all-out in this post!

EH, dipikir-pikir, ga usah detail lah, yang penting jelas. Terutama kesedihan sumpah serapahnya.

Jadi gini, gue kan ikut Newscast Competition di 15th ALSA National E-Comp 2011 di FHUI, dari tanggal 30 April-1 Mei kemaren.

Dan Oya juga ikut! :D

Terus disana, gue dikenalin lagi deh sama temen baru, they are Nando, Jaynea & Dinov!

Nando is from Ora Et Labora BSD, Jaynea is from Dwiwarna, and Dinov is from 8 SHS. Oh, and for Nando & Dinov, they both are guys. (Yeah, their names can be a bit confusing for some people..) *peace, Do, Din! :3*

Sebenernya ada lagi yang lain sih, kayak Naomi & Arif, tapi gue udah pernah ketemu mereka waktu di Bakrie, jadi yah, mereka ga bener-bener temen baru juga sih..

Oke lanjut.

Jadi, setelah perjuangan lama, gue masuk Final! Yaaay!

Udah seneng dong? I mean, ALSA is national, man!

Tapi, pada akhirnya, gue ga dapet juara apa-apa. Lagi.

Padahal gue lebih pede disini, karena ga ada Brain Challenge bangsat kayak di Bakrie!

Malahan, interview-nya menurut gue cukup lancar kok! I think I did impress those judges!

Tapi ternyata ga. Gue bener-bener ga keberatan pas Nando & Oya jadi juara I & II, tapi yang juara III itu lho! Kalo Oya & Nando, gue tau mereka emang jago, and I respect them for that, but her...

Okay, beware, this might get ugly. Ga usah lanjut baca kalo yang ada niat lo nanti berubah jadi nge-ban blog gue. Mending dari sekarang lo keluar dari blog gue. I MEAN IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I HATE HEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

What is so bad about me?!!!!!

I don't care about her, I don't want to know why she is better than me, I WANT TO KNOW WHY AM I WORSER THAN HER?

Oh come on! Apa karena mereka kasian karena dia dateng dari luar Jakarta, terus mereka menangin dia?

FUCK THEM!!!!!!

She didn't look professional, she didn't look like she had given her all for this, and yet, she won the third place! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a motherfucking sneaky evil!

WHAT?!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES, THEN YOU SHOULD'VE CLOSE THIS DAMN PAGE WHEN I WARNED YOU! CAN'T YOU READ?!!!!

Sekarang setelah pengumuman sialan itu udah lewat, dan gue ga perlu nahan-nahan mulut & tangan gue lagi untuk ngamuk-ngamuk karena gue takut itu bakal mempengaruhi nilai gue, gue bakal ngamuk-ngamuk. Toh semuanya udah lewat. I might as well go outrageous about it.

YOU UNPROFESSIONAL JUDGES! WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT ME???!!!!

I LOATHE IT SO MUCH WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GAVE ME A BIGGER OPPORTUNITY TO STEP ONE PACE AHEAD, BUT THEN YOU CRUSHED ME (AND MY HEART) LIKE AN ANT! IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INTENTION OF WINNING ME, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I HATE BEING DISAPPOINTED LIKE THIS!

YOU! YOU LITTLE TWAT-HOBBIT!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO? DID YOU USE YOUR OH-SO-CUTE-AND-INNOCENT-AND-NICE CHUBBY CHEEKS TO MELT THOSE JUDGES' HEARTS?!!!!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NICE PERSON.

Wew, lumayan berkurang lho, rasa kesel gue sekarang.

Ah well.

Next year, if you dare to come to 16th ALSA National E-Comp 2012, I will be there! NOTE THAT! AND I WON'T LET YOU SNATCH ALL THE PRIZES! I WILL DEFEAT YOU! AND ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THAT SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE!

(Kalo waktunya memungkinkan sih. Kalo pas gue musim ujian, ya ga bisa lah.) *GUBRAK!*

But seriously, I'm having a grudge over ALSA National E-Comp now. I will not forget it, until I have won a place in it's Newscast Competition!

YOU JUST WAIT, YOU "LAW-ABIDING" STUDENTS OF FHUI, ALONG WITH YOUR SO-CALLED PROFESSIONALISM IN JUDGING SOMEONE!

Fiuh!

Oh by the way, if Oya or Nando read this, hi guys! I kinda already miss you! Kapan keliling UI lagi? :D