Those words you said in the past are what now is keeping me from clicking the Accept button, and also the Decline button.
(One of) The problems that also cause this is, your sarcasm wasn't really that good, and didn't work really well, so you only looked like a rude person, not a person who was being sarcastic. You're not an expert yet, buddy.
(I know, "what the hell, man?!", right?)