65 Things That A Man Should Do for His Woman

I re-blog this from Dessy's blog!
Dunno, this is, definitely, another random post out of boredom, so, yeah.

1. Run with her on the beach (I actually prefer walk, rather than run, so, yeah. Capek lah, Nyet! Lo kira maraton?)

2. Give her your sweater when she's cold (Haha, pretty sweet thing to do, you know.. Some girls like the smell of their boyfriends' perfume.. *ngakaksendiri*)

3. Never talk about other girls in front of her (Kecuali kalo dia yang maksa. #Storyofmylife Kalo lo ga ada apa-apa sama cewek lain, lo ga mesti takut ato sungkan untuk cerita ke cewek lo kok! Remember, she's your better half, you really should trust her more, y'know..)

4. Learn to play guitar for her (Or piano! >w< Or, whatever. Tapi jangan setengah hati belajarnya, kalo emang itu bukan hal yang lo suka, cewek lo kaga bakal ngambek kok.. Yang ngambek gara-gara gini doang namanya lebay. Eh siapa juga yang mau ngambek gara-gara gini doang yak? Aneh aja lo, Lu.)

5. Comfort her when she's scared (It's a MUST! But in my case, hmm... Hahahaha!)

6. Watch the sunset with her (Simply unyu.)

7. If she can't sleep, read her a bedtime story (Uhhhhh, I don't really think that this is my cup of tea.. Dunno about other girls..)

8. If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her (And talk to her gently, listen to whatever she has to say, and solve the problem as soon as possible.)

9. Never force her to do anything (Itu kalo dianya keliatan agak keberatan ya, lo mesti jeli merhatiin sikap cewek lo, dia keberatan ga.. Yah, tapi intinya, jangan jadi cowok pemaksa, tapi cowok pemimpin.)

10. Call her beautiful, especially when she least expects it (Ya tapi mesti tulus, jangan mencla-mencle, yang ada malah jadi gombal, bang!)

11. Never let her walk home alone (Super agreed! Mau lo ntar cewek lo diculik orang ato dirampok di jalan? Sampe kayak gitu, gue rasa besoknya lo bakal langsung diputusin sama dia.)

12. Play with her hair when she's laying on your chest (Ha-ha. Lucu sih. Lucu aja.)

13. Always make the first move (Ga juga sih, masa' ceweknya diem mulu, sekali-sekali boleh lah dia duluan yang megang tangan lo ato nyender di bahu lo, tapi ya jangan keseringan juga ngebiarin ato nungguin dia yang gerak duluan, ga semua cewek agresif, bang.)

14. Never lie to her, she'll find out (OHOK. Benar sekali, kawaaaaan! Cewek punya sixth sense kalo soal gini-ginian, dan lo ga akan tau cara-cara apa aja yang bisa mereka lakuin untuk nyelidikin hal ini di belakang lo, jadi, sebelum mereka tau duluan dari orang lain dan cewek lo marah banget sama kebohongan lo ini dan pas lo meluk dia sambil pura-pura ga bersalah ternyata dia nancepin pisau berkarat di tengkuk lo dan semuanya udah terlambat, mending lo jujur dari sekarang, eh bukan, mending lo jujur terus & ga nyembunyiin apa pun dari dia mulai dari sekarang. Serius, ga boong gue.)

15. Kiss her when she's sleeping (Hm. Gimana ya? Hm. Hm. *mikir*)

16. Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice is, she'll like it. (Eh tapi kalo suara lo cempreng kayak F*kr* temen SMP gue dulu, ha-ha, gausah juga gapapa kok, mungkin dia akan lebih ngehargain hal itu, malah.. DAN, kalo lo yang nyoba gantian, minta dia nyanyi, JANGAN BILANG SUARANYA JELEK, biarpun dia sendiri bilang gitu dan emang kenyataannya begitu. Kalo boong soal yang ini mah, gue rasa sih ga dosa-dosa amat, menguntungkan lo malahan! Kalo dia orangnya sensitif & lo keceplosan bilang suara dia jelek terus dia ngambek sama lo gimana? Mending kalo cuman ngambek, kalo dia sensitif PARAH dan minta putus sama lo? Yah, resiko lo yeeee...)

17. When she's fighting with someone, defend her even when you don't think she's right (Hm, kalo menurut gue, jangan kayak gini juga sih.. Lo jangan membenarkan kesalahan dia, tapi jangan langsung disalah-salahin begitu aja, lo mesti bisa bilang baik-baik sama dia, kasih pengertian, kalo dia itu salah, ga semestinya begitu, mestinya blablabla, yah, gitu deh, emang berat jadi cowok, gue ga tau. Tapi, kalo lo emang niat sama dia, mestinya hal-hal kayak gini ga jadi masalah buat lo, lho..)

18. Accept her for who she is (Totally agreed!!!!!)

19. Call her beautiful instead of hot or sexy (Hot and sexy are only for whores & bitches. Are you dating a girl or a bitch? Up to you.)

20. Don't let go first during a hug (Aw~)

21. Tell how you love her before she sleeps every night (Mau semuak apa pun lo ngelakuin hal ini, ato semuak apa pun dia denger lo ngomong hal ini, INI PERLU. Dia mesti tau kalo lo perhatian sama dia & rela ngucapin hal itu tiap malem, secapek apa pun lo. Kecuali lo emang ga punya modal untuk telpon ato SMS dia ato alat komunikasi lo sama dia lagi ga beres. #Storyofmylife)

22. Never go through her messages (Eh tapi gapapa deng, kalo dia ga nyembunyiin sesuatu dari lo, mestinya sih gapapa.. *Bilang aja biar lo juga dibenarkan kalo buka-buka SMS dia, Lu. -__-'*)

23. Making her look bad in front of your friends, will make you look bad too (Pastinya. Kalo temen-temen lo nganggep cewek lo negatif, mereka juga otomatis mikir lah, kok lo bego amat sih sampe mau sama cewek jelek kayak gitu? Dan pastinya, kalo cewek lo sampe dipermaluin, lo juga bisa kena garuk, bang! Percaya deh!)

24. Always have her back (A total must.)

25. Kiss her in the rain (Sure, as long as you both don't catch a cold afterwards.)

26. Leave her voice messages to wake up to (Oke, agak lebay. Tapi, serah lo & dia dah kalo emang suka.)

27. Let her fall asleep in your arms (Oenjoe~)

28. Give her piggyback rides (Ih, terserah lo sih ya, tapi kalo gue sih ga memfavoritkan hal itu.. Kecuali kalo kaki cewek lo keseleo ato patah pas lo lagi jalan sama dia! Kalo keseleo sih jadinya agak unyu, dan kalo kasus ini terjadi, lo HARUS gendong dia. Tapi kalo kasusnya adalah kaki cewek lo lagi patah, selain lo HARUS gendong dia, lo juga harus tahan kalo dia marah-marah & ngegebukin pala lo karena dia nyalahin lo atas patahnya kaki dia..)

29. Call her babe (Gue sih lebih suka kalo lo & dia punya julukan ato panggilan khusus satu sama lain, selain lebih lucu and orisinil, kalo panggilannya kocak kan kesannya jadi kasual, dan gue lebih suka cara kasual gitu dibanding mesra mendayu-dayu gajelas..)

30. Apologize when you're wrong (Bangke monyet juga tau kalo lo WAJIB MESTI HARUS KUDU FARDHU'AIN ngelakuin poin ini. Sampe kaga, wah, dikau hanya tinggal kenangan, bang!)

31. Always open the door for her (Be a gentleman, dude.)

32. Boobs or butts don't matter (LO SAMPE LEBIH MENTINGIN GINIAN, gue sumpahin "barang" lo kecil dan lo diputusin cewek lo karena dia dapet cowok yang jauh lebih bisa menghormati dia sebagai perempuan dan lo patah hati & putus asa parah sampe lo mutusin untuk bunuh diri dan otomatis lo masuk neraka. Hehe.)

33. Notice the little things (Karena cewek bisa jadi perhatiaaaaan banget sampe hal-hal kecil pun kita anggep penting banget. It's in our nature, we can't help it, so, deal with it if you want to stay with us!)

34. Give her flowers (Simply romantic. And girls loooooooooove romantic stuff. So, you DO know what you have to do next, right?)

35. Good hygiene is a must (Totally agreed!!!)

36. Be confident (Kalo lonya aja ga pede sama diri lo sendiri, gimana cewek lo mau pede pacaran sama lo coba?)

37. Don't swear (I don't mind this, really. 'Cause I, myself, swear A LOT, probably a lot more than my own boyfriend. :3)

38. Carry things for her (Kalo gue sih terserah aja, karena gue suka kalo ada sesuatu yang bisa gue pegang ato bawa-bawa kalo lagi jalan.. Tapi ya kalo cewek lo keliatan kerepotan, ya lo bawain lah, makhluk apaan lo ga becus ngebantuin cewek lo sendiri?)

39. Always be the stronger one (Sometimes, you can let us feel like we can actually do things on our own too, y'know.. But don't be a fucking vegetable when you are needed!)

40. Hold her chair (Remember, be a gentleman, dude.)

41. Don't brag (Cowok sombong & suka pamer mending ngomong sama cermin aja deh. We, girls, want you, guys, to compliment us, not yourselves.)

42. Compliment her (SEE? Told you so.)

43. Don't use her (She's not a toilet paper, she's a person, a female, have some respect, please!)

44. Respect her (SEE? I told you. Again.)

45. Perform random acts of kindness (Be nice and she'll treat you nice too. *Mahabguemulaigamoodngomentarinnyakarenamulaipuyeng*)

46. Never take her for granted (I couldn't agree more.)

47. Give her breakfast in bed (Hahahaha, lucu juga sih. Lucu aja.)

48. Hang out with her friends too, not just yours (Boleh aja sih, tapi jangan jadi naksir sama salah satu temennya lho ya! Gue sumpahin aneh-aneh lagi kayak yang tadi lho! Tapi kalo dipikir-pikir, kasian juga ya kalo lo cengo sementara dia ngobrol sama temen-temennya.. Ah tapi ga kok, asal lo ga kayak gitu pas ngajak dia ngumpul sama temen-temen lo, dia juga ga bakal kayak gitu kok..)

49. Do whatever it takes to make her happy (IT'S A MUST!!!!!)

50. She's more important than videogames (Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Gimana ya? I actually agreed with this, but, ah well, kalo guenya juga lagi sibuk, dan dia sibuk main game *upshahaha*, yasudahlah, asal dia, EH keterusan pake dia, ahohoho, maksudnya LO SEMUA para cowok-cowok yang seneng main game, tau diri & tau waktu. Bisa kan, ngebedain kapan waktu main untuk diri lo sendiri, dan kapan waktunya lo bareng pacar?)

51. If she slaps you, you probably deserved it (Jangan malah nampar balik. Kalo gue sampe digituin, orang itu bakal gue bedah dari perut sampe leher, gue keluarin isi perutnya, gue gorok lehernya, gue potong kedua tangannya dan gue bakar. Untuk semua cewek yang baca, ikutin cara gue ini. Terutama kalo lo emang udah pernah ngalamin sendiri. Gue yang belom pernah ngalamin aja pingin banget ngelakuin hal-hal itu, gimana lo yang udah pernah ngerasain sendiri ditampar cowok lo? LO HARUS LEBIH KEJAM DARI GUE.)

52. She should have three things from you; your sweatshirt, a stuffed animal, and a really pretty ring (Ah, yang mana pun lah, yang penting ikhlas. -___-a)

53. Never slap her, even if it's just a way of joking (Lo masih inget komentar gue di poin 51 kan?)

54. If they complain that something hurts, rub it from them without being asked (Simply sweet~)

55. Forget her birthday once, and you are screwed (FOREVER. AND EVER. Kecuali kalo lo cuman pura-pura doang padahal lo inget dan lo udah bikin kejutan buat dia... Itu baru unyu.)

56. Hug her from the back (Lucu aja.)

57. Never insult her, even if you're only joking around (Kalo cewek lo tipenya asik dan nyante aja, dan lo juga nyante kalo dia ngegituin lo, yah, menurut gue sih nyante-nyante aje..)

58. Don't make a promise if you're gonna break it (Agreed!!!!!!! Kecuali emang alasan lo ga bisa nepatin janji itu logis, masuk akal, dan jujur, kalo kayak gitu, yah, namanya juga kita bisanya ngerencanain doang, tapi ujung-ujungnya, kalo ga diizinin sama Tuhan mah ga bisa apa-apa juga kan kita.. Tapi kalo keseringan ngumbar janji dan lo nyante aja ga berusaha nepatin karena yakin cewek lo bakal pasrah aja dan maafin terus, gue sumpahin lo bisu-buta-tuli-lumpuh permanen.)

59. Never miss a date (Lo ga tau kan seberapa dia udah usaha nyiapin semuanya cuman buat bikin lo kagum sama dia? Iye iye, lo mungkin nganggepnya walaupun cewek lo ga usaha keras sekalipun, lo bakal tetep sayang dia apa adanya kok, TAPI kita, para cewek, ga mempan digituin. Mau lo nerima kita apa adanya kayak gimana juga, kita ga bisa ga berepot-repot siap-siap dari pagi walaupun baru jalan sama lo nanti malemnya. I'm telling you, we have a lot of natures, and this is one of them. To try to impress you all the time, is what we can not stop doing.)

60. Try your best to get her something on your vacation; it doesn't have to be expensive, as long as it's from your heart (D'oh! I obviously agreed with this!)

61. Wear that knitted sweater that she made for you; it will mean the world to her (Remember, girls take compliments and appreciation seriously, even when they look like they don't really care about those two things. Because they do. They just don't feel like showing it sometimes..)

62. Never ask her to buy you things (MODAL DIKIT, MONYET!)

63. If you love her, show her; not your friends (Iyelah, lo pacaran sama cewek lo ato sama temen-temen lo?)

64. Don't get upset if she wants to watch chick flicks; you might even like it (Kalo cewek lo nyante, lo bakal dibolehin ketiduran di bioskop sementara mereka serius nonton kok.. Asal lo bisa keliatan cukup tertarik pas awal-awal dan ga ngeremehin pilihan filmnya walaupun ternyata akhirnya dia cerita kalo filmnya kurang bagus sekalipun, dia bisa paham kok kalo lo ga semangat-semangat amat.)

65. Make her feel like a princess (Aw~)

ANJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNGGGGG, capek aja ngomentarin semuanya, Nyet!