More Drama, Less Comedy.

That's my opinion after I saw Kambing Jantan The Movie.

(I know, I look like a jackass. And maybe, I am.)

Gue baru aja nonton Kambing Jantan di Pondok Gede, as you can see in those pictures above..

Gue nonton sama Mbak Lindy & Dianya. Tadinya, kita kira Dianya bakal anteng, kayak waktu kita nonton Bedtime Stories, eeeh, ndilalah, di tengah-tengah film, dia rewel ga karuan, Mbak Lindy aja sampe harus ngebekep-bekep dia, mana orang-orang pada nengok ke kita gitu, lagi.. Untung penontonnya bisa dibilang sedikit sih, dan kita ambil tempat paling atas, jadi tingkah-tingkah kita (especially, Dianya, yang kesana-kemari) ga terlalu keliatan... Beeeuuh, ga aseek deeh...
Well, other than that, the movie was actually nice. I was expecting more comedies in this movie, but, ah well, those drama scenes were fine. Pretty touchy.
Aaaaand, French Friesnya anjing gila cakep banget! Endang Witarsa, cuy! For me, maybe 5 cups won't be enough... Sayang, cuman beli 2, satu gue, satu Dianya & Mbak Lindy...
Oh, my dooogg!!! Gue keinget lagi!!! Mau French Fries lageeeee!!!!!

Ah, pusing nih gue... I'm still irrevocably in love with it...





Sunday, March 8, 2009 01:58

A, Kacoo..

Ciao!
Udah lama lagi nih, baru ngepost!

Masa' ya, tadi kan ada ulangan TIK, nah, tepat pas Bu Rofi masuk, trus nyuruh kita buat belajar dulu sebentar, gue langsung sakit perut entah kenapa & bagaimana..
Tapi, yang namanya mau ulangan, masa' gue minta izin ke kamar mandi pas udah mepet gitu, yaudah gue tahan aja. Eh, makin jadi lho! Sumpah, langsung keringet dingin gitu.. Mana pas ulangna gue ga konsen lagi, wah, udah deh, pasti dapet jelek.
Well, pas itu sih gue udah ga mikirin nilai lagi, yang penting, gimana caranya biar gue ga mules lagi, biar gue ga perlu ke toilet, sebodo amat kalo pun gue nahan-nahan gitu ga bagus buat perut! Mau nanti malem gue guling-guling kek, besok ga ke sekolah gara-gara masuk rumah sakit kek (Dalam saat-saat tertentu, pikiran gue emang bisa mikir sampe jauuuh banget, sampe ke hal-hal yang sebenernya ga mungkin terjadi, tapi tetep gue pertimbangkan bakal terjadi..), BOLEH! Asal jangan pas sekarang, pas masih ulangan, di tengah kelas!

Yaudah gue ngelirik Sterya aja mulu, terus jawab essay nomor 25 ngasal kaco banget! Gue udah ngelirik-lirik anak-anak laen, kenapa ga ada yang mau maju??!! Padahal gue yakin banget beberapa udah pada selese (Kebiasaan kita-kita sekelas sih..). Yaudah dengan segala kenekatan diri & tentunya kemulesan, gue maju aja ke depan! Abis ngumpulin ulangan, langsung minta izin sama Bu Rofi ke toilet, eeh, dia ngebolehin, tapi terus bilangin kita kalo yang udah selese, keluar, tapi jangan jajan dulu. Doooh, udah ga tahan nih!! Anjrit abis! Yaudah abis dia selese ngomong gue langsung ngacir ke toilet!!!

Pas gue balik, udah banyak yang pada selese trus nunggu diluar, gue udah lemes, jadi kalem gue...
Gokilnya, masa' Tamara bilang gue keren, maju pertama, maju pertama pala lo! Gara-gara sakit perut emergency tauuuuu!!! Ahuahahahahaahhahhahahaha!!!!!

Ah, udah ah, males, udah jam berapa ini, lagian gue udah ga bisa mikir lagi, abis bingung ngerjain Note di FB..
Arrivederci!





Friday, February 27, 2009 03:08

Dapet Awards..

Huh! Ga tau seneng apa kesel gue.. Si Difa, ngasih awards, tapi dia menulis nama gue dengan sebutan sialan yang menyebalkan. Gue ga tau tu anak mikir dari mana, yang pasti kesel banget!!! Dasar sial, bego tolol!

These are the awards,

Ada satu lagi sih, yang Semangat Ngeblog, cuman kok gue ga bisa masukin gambarnya ya? Ah, well, whatever...

Apa lagi ya?
Oh iya, gue dong baru aja pulang jam 7 tadi, abisnya mobil Mas Arief radiatornya kenapa gitu, jadi Pak Yoyon harus berhenti buat ngedinginin mesin mobil & nambahin air radiator gitu deh...
Aargh, BT abis... Mana laper lagi gue, tapi sekarang ga tau mau makan apa & gue juga males turun ke bawah ngambil makan...





Wednesday, February 11, 2009 19:30

Bumi Gonjang Ganjing!

Gila lo!!!
Masa' ya, kan tadi ulangan MaTai dibagiin, nah, guess what???
GUA DAPET 90!!! ANJING BABI TAI GILA SINTING KACAU EDAN!!!!!

Hwahahahaha!!!
Sumpah untung banget gue liat Sterya, kalo ga, gue bisa mati lagi, dapet 19 lagi! Gue tuh ya, 96% liat doi semua, cuy!!! Yang 2% itu tulisan gue (yaiyalah, kan itu ulangan gue) & 2% lagi hitung-hitungan kayak penambahan ato kali-kalian yang gampang & bisa gue jawab sendiri... Bwakakakaka!!! Ih, gila ih, gue bener-bener yang makasih bertriliun-triliun banget sama Sterya!!!
Woohoo!!!

Eh, tapi, masa' lagi ya, kata Fadly, si Deady curiga gitu sama gue, abis dari yang nilainya ga pernah diatas 5, sekarang tiba-tiba aja dapet 90!!! Jeng jeng gitu!!!
Ah, tapi sebodo deh, Fadly doang dipercaya! Lagian, kalopun gue beneran dicurigain, so what? Apa peduli gue sama omongan Deady?

Yang penting dapet nilaaaiii!!! Dapet 70 aja sebenernya gue udah girang, apalagi ini 90! SUMPAH MAKASIH BANGET-BANGET-BANGET-BANGET-BANGETAN SAMA STERYA!!!!!






Tuesday, February 10, 2009 20:00

New Template!

Yay!!!
Ooh, I'm so happy-happy-joy-joy!!!
I've finally change my blog template by myself!!!
Changing it and learn how to deal with those XMLs turns out to be not so difficult!!!

Well, awalnya gue pingin minta tolong Xenia lagi, buat ngerubah template blog lagi (Hehe, peace, Xen, kan lo yang paling jago...), tapi, tapi, tapi, tapiii, si doi kaga nongol-nongol di MSN...
Yaudah, bermodalkan blog kedua yang cuman buat kelinci percobaan, rasa deg-degan, nekat & penasaran, gue mencoba mengubah template di blog kedua itu!!!
Ternyata, berhasil, saudara-saudara!!!!! Hwahahahaha!!!
Abis itu, lanjut deh, gue lakuin hal yang sama ke template blog yang ini... Hasilnya???
Liat sendiri dong, keren abis geneee!!!

Ah, udah ah, udah jam berapa neeh??? Kurang lebih 11 jam lagi, gue bakal tau nilai ulangan MaTai yang kemaren itu, hoho!!!





Tuesday, February 10, 2009 01:55

Such A Weird Post!

Duh, it's been a long time since i wrote my last post. Almost 2 weeks, eh?
Well, now, i don't know what to say...
Am I happy? No, thanks.
Sad? Not really.
Stress? Errr, maybe. Maybe that's what I feel right now.

Okay, now, focus, Lu, focus.

You know that news reading contest? The one that I mentioned in my older post? Well, I've won it, and the next Sunday, I continued to the semi final round.
Uurgh, my opponents were looked like friggin smarter than me, and they wore those blazers, that surely makes them looked waaay professional and all ready, while I looked so dumb! I only wore my batik uniform, man!
I was sooo fuckin' nervous about it, because I was the seventh contestant!
"This is absolutely not my lucky day! This is my final stop.", that's the "sacred sentence" I always repeated in my mind.
I know that we should think positively, but I don't really agree with that belief. The reason is because, when people think positively, and then having a "bitter pill" result, most of them will grieve over it deeper than people who had think inversely. People who think not-so-positively won't have an anguish if they gets "the bitter pill", plus, when they gets a delightful result, the happiness would be the same as the positive-thinker's happiness if they gets a pleasant result too. Well, that's my opinion..

Back to the future! The result is, well, you can call me an oracle now, for having that "I will definitely lose this time!" thought became true, because I didn't win.

Frankly, I don't really mind if I was defeated by some well-english-speaking students, but all of my rivals were actually weird, weird and weird! The girls, were like so weird, ugly (Oops! No hard feelings!), and so lame, while the boys, SO SISSY, SISTER!!! There's a boy, he had this moustache, but still, he read the news like a girl, no, hermaphrodite! Hwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Well, I'm not going to cried over spilt milk. Moreover, I think I'll just have to be grateful about it, cause this is enough, I'm too tired for doing all of those practices, or to restrain my madness & panicity, it's just too hard... Maybe not that hard, but for now, I just wanna get some rest, cool down a little bit.. I've already live my school life distressfully, and the only thing that could set my mind at rest is home. I won't waste that pleasure. Live your life to the fullest!


Umm, enough for that overly-emotional paragraphs, let's continue to the wild side of the island!!!!!

Today, or I can say, yesterday (looking at the time, hoho!), I had this stupid shit math test. Urgh! It was so hard! But, me and my friends were cheating on it. Haha, yay for us!!!
I was like aaalways looking at my friend's answers, and she was like borrowing my phone to use the calculator (because her phone is PDA, and it's kinda hard to open the calculator quickly...) under the table every time that seriously-cruel-evil teacher turn his face away and pay no attention to us.

That seriously-cruel-evil teacher, or we can call by his name, Mr. Deady, said that he will count to 10 (or 5? Well, I am a forgetful person, haha!), and then we have to collect all the tests to him.
Oh my God, what the fuck??! The bell hasn't ring yet, you mangy oldster!
Therefore, we have to copy each others' tests as quick as we can! Thank God, we did it perfectly without being found out! Yay again!!!

Hmm, enough for today, look at the time! It's not like I'm tired now and after turn this computer off i'll go to bed straight away, I'm just too lazy to continue on this. Ah, you know what I mean...
Well, I guess I'm off now!





Saturday, February 7, 2009 3:10

I Can't Believe This!!!

Hari ini gue ikut lomba News Reading se-kecamatan kalo ga salah, nah,

I WON!!! I WON THAT FRIGGIN' NEWS READING CONTEST!!!!!

DAMN! GA PERNAH NYANGKA BANGET GUE!!!
Emang sih, peserta-peserta yang lain tuh pada yang CACAD gitu english-nya, tapi kalo Tamara & Merdin sih bagus... Gue malah yang keliatan grogi banget pas tampil kata Tamara, wuidih, udah down aja gue, gue udah ngira pasti ga masuk nih, paling ga, pas elimination round sih masuk, tapi buat yang juara 1-3 pasti gue kaga, eeeehhh, malah gue juara 3!!!
Yang juara 1 & 2 dari Ozone juga, tapi kelas 9... Beeeuuhh, nanti 2 minggu lagi kan lanjut ke tingkat kotamadya yah, pasti yang itu gue ga menang lagi deh, gila aja, bakal lebih banyak lagi saingan yang pastinya damn smarter than me...

Pokoknya gue seneng banget!!!!! Woo hoo!!!

By the way, David Archuleta itu IMUUUUUT BANGET YA!!!!!
HE'S ABSOLUTELY THE CUTEST MALE SINGER!!!!!





Sunday, January 25, 2009 14:15

Ribet, Dah Ah!!!

Emang dasar gue kaga kapok, lo tau apa yang gue selese lakuin barusan aja?
Gue baru selese ngebalikin bentuk blog gue ke semulaaa banget, karena tadi...

GUE DENGAN BODOHNYA NYOBA GANTI TEMPLATE LAGI!!!!!

Dan tebak apa hasilnya???
Tadinya sih berhasil gue ganti sama template lain gitu, eh, ternyata hasilnya ga terlalu menyenangkan gitu deh, yaudah gue mau coba ganti yang laen, dan tebak apa yang terjadi lagi?

GAGAL LAGI!!! PUTIH KOSONG MELOMPONG LAGI!!!!!

Tolol abis!!! Goblok bener!!!

Beeeehhh, gantinya puyeng, mana ga bener-bener sama lagi!!! Coba aja lo Google blog gue, terus pilih Tembolok, nah, disitu kan blog gue pake gambar Black Girl gitu kan, nah yang sekarang udah gue apus, karena pas gue pasang lagi, penempatannya entah kenapa jadi diatas judul blog, bukan di bagian bawah...
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
BETE BANGET SIH!!!!!
KENAPA GUE GA BISA GANTI TEMPLATE DENGAN DAMAI & SEMPURNA???!!
BLOGGER GA ASIK NEEEEH!!!
NYEBELIN!!!!!
DARI DULU, CUMAN MAU NAMBAHIN BEBERAPA GADGET SIMPLE AJA GA BISA-BISA MULU!!!!!
PINGIN PROTES TAPI KE SIAPA???
PINGIN MINTA DIAJARIN JUGA SAMA SIAPA???

CAN ANYONE HELP ME TO GET TROUGH THIS STUPID ANNOYING PROBLEM???!!





Monday, January 19, 2009 22:20

Gue Masih Trembling Abis...

Astaghfirullah al azim ya rahman ya rahiimm!!!!!
Pasti pada bingung kenapa gue sampe nyebut kayak gitu.

I ALMOST LOSE MY DEAREST BLOG!!!!!

Jadi gini, gue kan ngiler ngeliat blog Xenia yang bagus & lucu itu, terus gue memutuskan untuk ngerubah template blog gue juga. Gue udah nanya sama Xenia, site-sitenya apa aja, terus gue juga nge-Google site-site itu juga, ketemu banyak, yang bagus-bagus, terus kan udah ya, gue coba copy-paste ke blog, sebelumnya, template yg lama udah gue copy, terus di paste di Notepad dulu, in case kalo jadinya jelek ato error, nah pas udah gue save gitu, eh, malah ga bisa!!! Gue pikir kan, yah, berarti ga bisa, yaudah gue ganti lagi sama template yang lama. Pas udah disave, BIAAAAATCH!!!!! BLOG GUE KOSONG PUTIH MELOMPONG GITU AJA LOH!!!!!
GILA GUE PANIK ABIS!!!!!
Gue coba segala cara, ngulang lagi ngepaste template yang lama, coba sign out dulu trus sign in lagi, abis sign out gue buka blog gue di tab yang berbeda tanpa sign in, GA BISA JUGA!!!!!
Gue yang udah mau nangis gitu, terus gue coba ke kamar kakak gue, mungkin kalo gue buka blog gue di komputer kakak gue, mungkin bisa. Eh, ga bisa juga loh!!!
Gue coba minta tolong Mas Arief, kenapa jadi gini? Gimana benerinnya??!!
Terus Mas Arief bantuin gue, nyuruh gue nge-Google blog gue, terus pilih Tembolok, terus pas dibuka, muncul blog gue yang lama!!! Sumpah gue lega banget pas ngeliat blog gue ga berubah. Tapi coba kalo gue sign in lagi, pas diliat, masih putih bersih!!! Yaudah, coba Customize lagi, gue pilih template yang baru, sebenernya gue milih template yang lama, yang Dots tapi tulisannya(bukan tulisan posting) ijo, padahal kan kalo di gue itu ungu, nah nyari ungunya itu ribet, eh, gue pasrah aja, gue pilih aja yang Dots no matter what will happen later, pas gue view lagi blog gue, DIA BALIK KE SEMULA DENGAN SEMUA UNGU-UNGU CANTIK ITU!!!!!

OH, GOD, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!

SUMPAH GUE SENENG BANGET!!!!! GUE GA AKAN LAGI GANTI TEMPLATE KECUALI PAHAM BANGET GIMANA NGATASIN PROBLEMS SIAL ITU!!!!!





Sunday, January 18, 2009 21:53

Bonne Année & A New Family!!!!!

Bonne Année!!!!!
Emang agak telat sih, tapi, well, suka-suka gue kan?
Yaudah, lanjut!!!!!

Eh, masa' ya, di perpustakaan gue, tepatnya di pojokan belakang meja printer, ada kucing betina melahirkan!!! Bwahahahahahahaha! Gawat banget ga sih? Mana dengan dodolnya gue ga sadar lagi!
Jadi, pas bangun siang (Keren lho, gue bangun jam 11!!!), gue langsung ke komputer, dan menggunakannya seperti biasa... Terus gue ninggalin komputer bentar, pas balik, ada Mas Cho-Cho, tau deh tujuannya apa, karena dia ga make komputer, eh, terus dia bilang kalo ada kucing melahirkan di pojokan.

HAH??! SERIUS?! MANA, MANA?

Eh, beneran, lho, ada! Gelo aja, kenapa di perpustakaan coba!
Gue kira bakal melahirkan di teras kamar gue, abisnya beberapa hari yang lalu, gue masa' denger 2 ekor kucing (Gue sih kaga ngeliat, cuman yakin aja ada 2 ekor, soalnya suaranya beda-beda..), bukan melahirkan, tapi gue bener-bener curiga mereka lagi ML, hwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kocak!!! Gue ga berani ngeliat, soalnya ga enak aja, berasa kayak ngedengerin manusia ML beneran (Weits, biar bokep, gue belom pernah denger siapapun ML beneran seumur idup!!!)!!! Sumpah berisik bet dah!!! Mana lama, pula! Terus, pas udah diem agak lama, gue kira udahan, eh, ga berapa lama, mulai lagi!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Gue jadi bingung, emang kucing sama manusia kalo ML sama-sama beronde-ronde ya??? Kalo manusia sih gue tau, bisa sampe 24 hours a day... Eh, tunggu!!! Maksud gue bukan manusia ML sama kucing, tapi masing-masing spesies ML sama jenisnya sendiri... Doh, lo ngerti kan??? Jangan main persepsi sendiri gitu deh!!! Ah, gawat, gawat, dah!!!
Mau ngeliat, sebenernya 2 makhluk gajel itu mau ngapain, tapi beneran deh, gue berasa ga enak banget, ah, yaudah gue diemin aja...
Besoknya, gue ngadu ke Difa, eh, dia bilang dia sih udah biasa sama yang begituan... Hmm, ya iya sih, kan dia punya kucing... Eh, tunggu!!! Salah persepsi lagi ga nih, kita? Maksudnya bukan si Difa biasa ML sama kucing ato pokoknya biasa ML, tapi dia biasa ngedenger, bahkan ngeliat kucing ML sama pasangannya yang sesama kucing...

Eh, sekarang udah nongol aja anak-anaknya 3 ekor!!!
Hahaaaaaahh!!!!!
Ah, tau ah!!! Actually, gue males ngepost sih, mana pas lagi ngetik ini siang-siang, internetnya pake on-off-on-off segala pula, jadi dilanjutin malem-malem... Terus juga, gue masih mau mempertahankan posting gue yang ini sebagai yang paling atas.. Tapi, berhubung kayaknya semua orang ngepost cuman buat "Bonne Année!" and stuff, yaudah deh, gue ikutan, ga ada kerjaan juga sih...
Deeeee...





Friday, January 2, 2009 22:48